Hey Party People?  Glad you were able to peel away from the very riveting Olympic Coverage and join me here today.  You know they say that laughter is the best medicine.  Well laugh your heart out!
1. Call us for assistance

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, ‘Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?’

The lady said, ‘My phone doesn’t have an eleven.’

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At any given time, there are literally millions of potential buyers out there for nearly anything you want to sell.

Home Party Plan Success Tip: Ask and you shall receive.  Allow yourself to become a student of the ordinary and be fascinated by the mysteries.  If you do not know, ASK.  There is no such thing as a stupid question.
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Writing to Grandma

A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:

Dear Grandmother,

I’m sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.

With love,
Mike

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Home Party Plan Success Tip: People do not care how much you know, until they know how much you care!

BTW- The secret to success in anything in life is information, information, information.
I am always on the look out for information that will help me to enrich my life, and that of others. I also

thrive on sharing this information with other like minded people. If you are a person that likes to stay on top of fresh and relevant information, stop by and read my blog,  I will share info on topics that I feel are important to today’s fast paced lifestyles.
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3. Driver illegally parks

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

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Home Party Plan Success Tip: Don’t be a sitting duck.  Get into action, get into right action.  Hoping for the best is not a plan success.  Build your business by design rather than by chance!

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I hope that I could share a little laughter in your life today. Laughter is a song of the soul. If you would like to put a smile some of your friends faces today, please feel free to forward these jokes along to them.

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All the best,

Party Plan Pat